Tough Traveling — The Weasel

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tough guideEvery Thursday, Nathan at Fantasy Review Barn leads a group of fellow bloggers on “Tough Travels”, a trip through the tropes that populate the fantasy and sci-fi world, using Diane Wynne Jones’ hilarious The Tough Guide to Fantasyland as a guide.

This week’s subject is “The Weasel”:

Silk — The “Belgariad” by David Eddings

pawn of prophecySilk is one of my favorite characters in fantasy. Period. Master thief, acrobat, spy, genius businessman, deadly with a dirk, full of snark. And with a long nose and weaselly demeanor. Never haggle with him, he will always get the best of you, even if he lets you think you got the best of him. He’s loyal to Belgarion and his Queen Porenn but really he’s only interested in adventure and trade as a game to see who amasses the most money. And he’s always the winner.

The Weasel— The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

color of magicOkay, this Weasel really doesn’t do anything. He’s in the opening scene of the first Discworld novel, staring over the burning city of Ankh-Morpork, betting with his partner Bravd the Hublander over which building exploded. Alas, he never appears again (at least not in any “Discworld” novel I’ve read), but he does show Sir Pterry’s debt to the next entry…

The Grey Mouser— “Fafhrd and Grey Mouser” stories
by Fritz Leiber

lankhmarThe original weaselly sidekick. The Grey Mouser was an orphaned magician’s apprentice with deadly skills with his dirk (Why do weasels always carry dirks?). Along with the Northern barbarian Fafhrd, the Mouser adventured in the great city of Lankhmar (an influence on Ankh-Morpork?). The two lifelong friends relied on their wits as much as their steel, and became prototypes for generations of fantasy characters.

Cugel the Clever — Tales of the Dying Earth by Jack Vance

Dying EarthThe weaseliest of weasels, Cugel the Clever is the hero (?) of two of Jack Vance’s “Dying Earth” novels. We meet him trying to steal from a powerful wizard’s home, and when he is captured he is banished to the farthest end of the world to fetch a magical artifact. Along the way home, he lies, cheats, scams, kills and mostly fails at exacting revenge on Lucounu, the mage who banished him. Thoroughly unlikeable, his outrageous antics are still incredibly entertaining.

Zaphod Beeblebrox— The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

hitchhiker's guideThe best president the galaxy ever had, because he was so effective at attracting attention away from the real power, the two-headed, three-armed Beeblebrox is also one of the galaxy’s greatest weasels. Along with his girlfriend Trillian, he stole the prototype of the revolutionary spaceship, Heart of Gold, picking up his semi-cousin Ford Prefect and the hapless Arthur Dent along the way.

James Bolivar diGriz — The Stainless Steel Rat
by Harry Harrison

stainless steel ratAnother of my favorite characters (I love the Weasels). “Slippery Jim” diGriz is another archetypal classic. A brilliant thief and con-man (and inspiration for Scott Lynch’s Locke Lamora) the Stainless Steel Rat operates in a future where crime is all but eliminated through mental conditioning. Captured by the Special Corps, an organization of ex-criminals working for the government, he, along with his wife and twin sons, now ostensibly works for the government helping in sensitive situations where law and order can’t solve the problems.

—Michael Senft

About Michael Senft

I am a freelance writer and critic from Phoenix Arizona. I spent 10 years covering music, the arts and pop culture for the “Arizona Republic” before life circumstances took me away from newspaper. But I never lost my joy at writing. Or reading.
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3 Responses to Tough Traveling — The Weasel

  1. rudejasper says:

    Zaphod is a brilliant pick!! SUCH a weasel in the awesomest kind of way. I don’t remember Silk from the Belgariad but the way you describe him makes me love him anyway and want to start my re-read of that series right now!

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  2. Heh, “slippery Jim” – love his nickname. 😀

    Like

  3. Nathan says:

    Zaphod! I wasn’t a huge fan of the movie adaption but they got that character casting absolutely right.

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